پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Visiting their grandmother's house, two young boys were saying their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy started loudly shouting his prayers: 'God, please send me a new bike ... !' 'Why are you shouting your prayers?' his older brother asked. 'God isn't deaf.' 'No, but Grandma almost is!' the little brother answered.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, 'Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?'. 'I didn't think I needed to,' Joey explained, 'I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I. One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said 'Professor your 44..' The Professor said 'you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?' The student said. 'You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's half mad.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him an addition question. So the uncle asked, 'What is three plus four?' The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said, 'Seven.' The uncle said, 'Listen kid, you can't count it out on your hands because someday when you are in school, a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands in your pockets.' So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, 'What is five plus five?' The uncle saw movement in the boys pockets, then the boy said, 'Eleven!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes While travelling Shonu was carrying a binocular with him. But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window. A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars. The Shonu simply said ... 'I am on my way to see a distant relative.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes One day Chhotu's neighbor visits him and sees Chhotu crying. The neighbour: What had happened? Chhotu: My mother died yesterday. The neighbor made him some coffee and settled him down a little and then left. The next day the same neighbor went back over to the house and found Chhotu crying again. The neighbour: Why are you crying today Chhotu? Chhotu: I just got off of the phone with my brother, his mother died too!
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Grandma: You've left all your sandwiches, Mannu. When I was your age I ate every one. Mannu: Do you still like sandwiches, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I do. Mannu: Well, you can have mine.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes 'That's an excellent essay for someone your age,' said the English teacher. 'How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?' Boy asked curiously.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes In class one day, Mr. Mali pulled Mannu over to his desk after a test, and said, 'Mannu I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.' Mannu was astounded and asked Mr. Mali to prove it. 'Well, said Mr. Mali , I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Radha, put 'Jawaharlal Nehru,' and so did you.' 'So, everyone knows that he was the first president.' 'Well, just wait a minute,' said Mr. Mali. 'The next question was, 'Who built Taj Mahal?' Radha put 'Shahjahan' and so did you.' 'Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,' said Mannu. 'Wait, wait,' said Mr. Mali. The next question was, ‘Who was president in 1975?’ Radha put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'.”
