پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, 'If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed inbetween the pages. 'Momma, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' his mother asked. With astonishment, he claimed: 'I think it's Adam's suit!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little girl is in line to see Santa Claus. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?' The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.' Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie comes with Ken.' 'No,' said the little girl. 'She comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, 'I was just trying to be a good ring bear.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Mannu is appearing for his university final examination, which consisted of 'yes' or 'no' questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - 'Yes' for Heads and 'No' for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done while the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator approaches him and asks what is going on. 'Sir, I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers.' His reply.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up,' said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. 'Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?' inquired the teacher with a sneer. 'Well, actually I don't,' said the student, 'but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Mannu: Mummy, today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn't do. Mummy: Oh Really! What was that? Mannu: My homework!
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Teacher: If there is water coming in from a hole at the bottom of boat and water is sinking the boat, what would you do to save the boat? Paki: I will make another hole so water can go out!
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers asked his class, 'Where is God?' Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, 'I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!' The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, 'Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, 'Good Lord, are you still in there?!''
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes 'Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,' little Jack said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. 'It's the best Christmas present I ever got.' 'That's great,' said his uncle. 'Do you know how to play it?' 'Oh, I don't play it,' the little fellow said. 'My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.'
