پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes 'Daddy, where did I come from?' the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproductions. Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly. 'Does that answer your question?' her father asked. 'Not really,' the little girl said. 'Marcia said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Score 1600 on the SAT. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges. Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying. Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship to pay for it. Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone. Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar. Aspire to be a brain surgeon. Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!) Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Mary said unhappily 'Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?'. The woman shot her an angry look. 'Mary, how dare you talk about your father like that!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Jim came home with his school report. Mother: 'What did your father say when you showed him your report?' Jim: 'Shall i leave out the rude words?' Mother: 'Of course' Jim: 'He didn't say a word'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school in the hopes to improve her math grades. During the first marking period, her mother noticed a dramatic improvement in her math studies. The girl would refuse playing with friends and eating dessert after dinner in order to study more. On report card day, her mother was astonished to see that her daughter got an A in math. She asked her daughter, “Why the sudden change of attitude about math -- do the nuns punish you?” The girl replied, “No, but when I saw the little man on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew that this school is very serious about math!”
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes He kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. The teacher was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. 'It's a period', Johnny explained. 'Well I can see that,' she said, 'but what is so exciting about a period?' 'Damned if I know,' said Johnny, 'but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack and Mummy fainted.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, 'And now what, my little man?' The boy replies, 'Now we run!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, 'Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.' The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, 'Now there are two!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, 'Hmm, that's funny. When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.' The boy quickly replied, 'That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.'
