پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Isn't the principal a dummy!' said a boy to a girl. 'Say, do you know who I am?' asked the girl. 'No.' 'I'm the principal's daughter.' 'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy. 'No,' she replied. 'Thank goodness!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes The teacher came up with a good problem. 'Suppose,' she asked the second-graders, 'there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?' 'None,' answered little Norman. 'None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.' 'Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Teacher: 'Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?' Sam: 'I don’t know.' Teacher: 'Bark, Sam, bark.' Sam: 'Bow, wow, wow!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, 'Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.' The mother exclaimed, 'But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?' The little girl replied, 'My homework.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes 'Dad, can you write in the dark?' 'I think so. What is it you want me to write?' 'Your name on this report card.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. 'The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,' lamented the father, 'is that I know he never cheated during his exams.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay. It began, 'Daddy fell into the well last week...' 'My goodness!' the teacher exclaimed. 'Is he all right?' 'He must be,' said the boy. 'He stopped yelling for help yesterday.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little kid asks his father, 'Daddy, is God a man or a woman?' 'Both son. God is both.' After a while the kid comes again and asks, 'Daddy, is God black or white?' 'Both son, both.' The child returns a few minutes later and says, 'Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A guy's walking down the street and sees Johnny smoking a cigarette. 'Hey kid, you're too young to smoke.' Johnny looks up but says nothing. 'How old are you?' 'Six,' Johnny says. 'Six? When did you start smoking?' 'Right after the first time I got laid.' 'Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?' Johnny says, 'I don't remember, I was drunk.'
