پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Phone rings; little boy answers. Salesman says 'Can I speak to your father?'. Little boy whispers 'He's busy.' 'What is he doing?' 'Talking to the firemen.' 'Okay, can I speak to your mother?' Little boy whispers 'She's busy.' 'What is she doing?' 'Talking to the policemen.' Salesman says 'Let me get this straight-- there is no adult I can speak to right now because they are all talking to the police or the firemen. What's going on?' Little boy whispers 'They're lookin' for ME!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Daddy asked his little girl - Why did you give the dog so much food today? The little girl replied: I told my friend that I'd made a bowl of food for my dog and she said, 'I did too.' Well my dog is better so I did three bowls.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes It was the first day of school. A first grade teacher walked into her classroom. Then she sat down and said,'Hello students. My name is Mrs.Young. I would like you to all tell me what you did this summer. Use grown- up words though. Kayla, what did you do?' 'I went riding on the choo-choo at Disney Land.' ' Not choo-choo, train.' Mrs.Young corrected. ' What did you do this summer Joann?' Mrs.Young asked.'I went to Texas to see my granny.' 'Not ganny, grandmother.' ' And what did you do over the summer Billy?' Mrs.Young asked. 'I read Winnie the Shit.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Johnny comes back from school crying and says, 'Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head.' His mother replies, 'No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. 'Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. 'When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites.' 'Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his mother asked. 'Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the girl wear white?' His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life.' The boy thinks about this, and then says, 'Well then, why is the boy wearing black?'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His mother finally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked 'Who's that you're drawing, son?' The son answered, 'God.' 'Don't be silly,' reproved the mother. 'Nobody knows what God looks like.' Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly, 'They will when I'm finished!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little girl asked her father, 'Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?' And he replied, 'No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...''
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little girl was sitting on her daddy's lap. She gazed up at her father and said, 'Daddy, did anyone ever tell you that you're the most wonderful and smartest man in the world?' Her father, filled with pride said, 'Why no, honey, they haven't.' 'Then where did you get the idea?' she asked.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, 'School Ahead, Go Slow!'
