پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it. 'That was a honey bee,' his father said, 'one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week.' Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it. 'That was a butterfly,' his father said, 'one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week.' The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter. Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it. The boy looked at his father and said, 'Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?' The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.' The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!' The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?' The first kid says, 'A circumcision.' And the second kid says, 'Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes It was that time during the Sunday morning service for 'the children's sermon,' and all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said to her, 'That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?' The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, 'Yes, and my Mom says it's hell to iron.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A 6'4'' ninth grader was acting up in class. His teacher looked at him and said, ''Act your age, not your shoe size''. The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, ''But they're the same.''
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, 'You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age.' So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren ...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Little girl: 'Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'' Mother: 'Because he thinks he's a chicken.' Little girl: 'Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?' Mother: 'Because we need the eggs.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes tintu: Mohan is your refigerator running? Mohan: Yes it is running. Tintu: Than start running after it.
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little girl and a little boy are at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, 'Hey Tommy, wanna play house?' He says, 'Sure! What do you want me to do?' The girl replies, 'I want you to communicate your thoughts.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes 'Communicate my thoughts?' said a bewildered Tommy. 'I have no idea what that means.' The little girl smirks and says, 'Perfect. You can be the husband.'
