پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Chiman's son and two of his friends were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, 'My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can bowl a 90-kmph fast ball and run and catch it just after it crosses the wickets at striker's end!' One of the other boys said, 'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot a bullet from his gun and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the bullrt hits the bulls eye!' Chiman's son said, 'Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 5:00 he gets home at 4:00!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A woman was at the beach with her children when her four-year-old son ran up, grabbed her hand and led her to the shore where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. 'Mommy, what happened to him?' the boy asked. 'He died and went to heaven,' she replied. The boy thought for a moment and then said, 'And God threw him back down?'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. 'Who is the most obedient?' he asked. 'Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?' Five small voices answered in unison. 'Okay, daddy, you get the toy.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, 'No, but I appreciate your asking.' The child responded, 'Well, I appreciate your saying no.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!' As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late... But please don't shove me either!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then said, 'So, Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said, 'Did God make me?' 'Yes,' the grandpa replied. 'Did God make you too?' 'Yes,' the grandpa said. 'Well,' the little girl said, while running her fingers down his wrinkles and looking at his thinning hair, 'He sure is doing a better job nowadays!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, 'AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!' The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down. As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, 'Are you ok, dear?' The lady replies, 'I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me.' The man says, 'You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey.'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes My grandson, Chris, has worn glasses since the age of three. When he was in the first grade he came home one day very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter his mother asked, 'Chris, what happened today to upset you so?' He answered, 'It's not fair that I'm not allowed to go to the library.' His mother became very concerned and asked, 'Why aren't you allowed to go to the library?' With a tearful reply he said, 'Because, in order to go to the library you have to have super-vision, and I wear glasses!'
پاسخ : Children & Kids Jokes Over 65 Jokes Two small boys met during their first day at school. 'My name is Billy. What's yours?' asked the first boy. 'Tommy,' replied the second. 'My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?' asked Billy. Tommy replied, 'My Daddy's a lawyer.' 'Honest?' asked Billy. 'No, just the regular kind,' replied Tommy.
