A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down. On her way falling down, an American man caught her. She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...' The man said: 'Okay then, kiss me.' She said: 'You PIG! NEVER!' So he said: 'FINE!' and he dropped her down.... So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony. She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...' The guy said: 'Fraulein, kiss me.' She replied: 'Oh you nasty pig! NEVER!' So the man said: 'Fine!!!' and he also dropped her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony. She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!' The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her.
