Husband When creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world... ... ... ... And then He made the earth round! ............................... Husband & Wife Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday! ............................... Synonym Do you know the difference between "COMPLETE" & "FINISHED"? Some People think there is no difference between "COMPLETE" & "FINISHED"... What do you think? Now read the clever version: When you marry the right one, you are "COMPLETE"... And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "COMPLETELY FINISHED"!
