پاسخ : Short Storie The Execution Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
پاسخ : Short Storie JAPANESE Proverb A Great JAPANESE Proverb: "If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it." The IRANIAN Version of that Proverb: "If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it!"
پاسخ : Short Storie Oconomowoc Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly? The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said: "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."
پاسخ : Short Storie Mariage Hell A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
پاسخ : Short Storie Iron Phone A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the other one?" "They called back."
پاسخ : Short Storie Funny SMS CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this! News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message! This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
پاسخ : Short Storie The Falling Woman A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down. On her way falling down, an American man caught her. She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...' The man said: 'Okay then, kiss me.' She said: 'You PIG! NEVER!' So he said: 'FINE!' and he dropped her down.... So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony. She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...' The guy said: 'Fraulein, kiss me.' She replied: 'Oh you nasty pig! NEVER!' So the man said: 'Fine!!!' and he also dropped her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony. She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!' The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her.
پاسخ : Short Storie complaining On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a cola you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a cola for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another cola you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another cola but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you". The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
پاسخ : Short Storie Iranian & American An Iranian walks into a bar in America late one night. An American guy takes the stool beside him at the bar. 'Are you one of those 'ians'?' asks the American, with a contemptuous smile. The astoNished Iranian asks, 'What do you mean?' 'No difference, Arabian, Iranian, Indian, all the same,' says the American in a humiliating tone, laughing out loud. The Iranian asks instead, 'And are you one of those 'keys'?'. 'What would that mean?' is the American's question. 'No difference, donkey, Yankee, monkey, all the same!
پاسخ : Short Storie Ever Wonder... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows XP? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
